Jinx:
look into my eyes, try to see, what I know
A twisted little journey through the path of psycho
A vivid premonition manifesting undigesting
all the petty little trifles taught to adolescents condescending
I'm digressing, A complicated girl with very simple wishes,
A global rocket has your people sleeping with the fishes
And when your city comes to desolation,
One small step and I reach global incineration
I'm Not normal and I don't pretend so
My approach is pretty much a bomb crescendo
Reality is false and it's so Cause I say
Chaotic Demolition well that's just my forte
Death is a fun way to pass the time though
Several little bullets moving in staccato
The terror of my reign will live on in infamy
Singing when they die like a dead man's symphony
Twitch:
Yo it's the rat with the flat Hat, I'm hip to you house cats
Can't fool me grab the cheese from the mouse trap Feel a light breeze when I move past
Ease to your groups back, Pause have a laugh Though the venom cask and shoot for the centre of mass
Hit the expunge and I blow the stacks You've been removed by the menace rat
It's Jerry with a Tommy gun Scream for you mommy son
Saw me in the lobby had your chance probably should have run
Sewer rat with splinter cell abilities
Shredder of your back line your team screaming turtle please
Strike from the shadows like a ninja on a murder spree
And if I'm feeling blue, what I do is put some shots through the purple team
Brain to your pinky, can't see me but your lane's getting stinky
And now I see the wards if you pink me
The plague's back it's over I'm killing lame soldiers
With spray and pray tactics like the pope with a super soaker
Heimerdinger:
You are sooooo poorly designed for this (chuckles)
In matters most delectable
My brain remains detectable
So very very confident
A battle is inevitable
This data is incredible
My findings unforgettable
Fluctuating patterns tell me
Some =thing's in these parables
If matter doesn't matter
then What side am I to choose?
This data doesn't tell me
Who will win and who will lose
Jayce:
Alright that's enough Ugly people step aside
They call me hero defender and Piltover's pride
I take it all in stride giving girls heart attacks
Strike you with the hammer and then bring sexy back
You wanna try me in the lane I'll have you seeing stars
I'm dishing out the pain up close and from afar
Strong like a bull versatility stunning
Accelerating shock blasts that hits you running
And yet I'm pretty smart I'm a scientist you know
And when I calculate the likeliness of success for my foes
I get the one result failure forever
Look at victor's face, it's so cute, said no one ever
Caitlyn:
On patrol get set take aim lock and load
Now put your hands upon your knees I'm in control
Don't try that shit with me you're gonna get caught
I only got two words for you head shot
Boom that's it you're dead
you took the head-start but could just as well have stayed and slit your throat instead
You wanna know why it's called ace in the hole?
I'm the ace and the hole is where you used to have your head.
Got the heart of the dragon and the mind like a genie
When you step into my town you'll be answering to me so...
I'm not gonna blame ya if you're petrified scared stiff
I am the law and no one shoots the sheriff
Singed:
It's nearly time,
the battle's on of friends of mine
I've seen poison fill the air
A war is raging with a deadly flare
war, what a trivial thing
A night with battle just isn't my fling
But a curiosity dwells within
who will lose and who will win?
Victor:
I am the inventor, A bold experimenter
Join as my acolyte and I will be your mentor
Science will destroy you it will build you anew
The gifts I offer now eternal power a new point of view
Steel will fix all your flaws
you will rise above human laws
You will mock them made of meat
They'll drop to worship at your feet
Forget now the shame of defeat
Our victory shall be so sweet
Replace all your petty emotions
Or keep your blood you'll bleed oceans
All your little flesh bags
stuck with your old hags
Watch as their skins sag
they're fodder for my labs
Your bodies are so frail
We will be your final nail
This is the revolution
the glorious evolution
Dr. Mundo:
Move
Mundo up to the plate
The doctor's arrived
Mundo sealing your fate
Top Mundo's flow?
Who thinks they can match it?
No bad blood here
Mundo buries the hatchet
Doom in degrees Wrecking 3v3's
Life is affliction Mundo cure your disease
Mundo the king end of conversation
And this doctor's not strange to regeneration
Piltover punies no match for cleaver
You see Mundo's face now you a believer
You lay on ground, broken to pieces
Going too ham? Mundo goes where he pleases
Ezreal:
I was born with sorcerous power in my veins
My gauntlet hits harder than Piltover's trains
You'll never strike back I've got jukes for days
When they find what's left you'll still be ablaze
And yeah I rock the Haruhi dance so what
You know it puts the ladies straight into rut
Have you seen the look on Lux's face?
Go on be jelly you're such a disgrace
I'll kill for my princess no robbers or fakes
Flee or I'll trash you 'till you've got the shakes
So you think you can take me, cool your jets
MotherF***er I'm Ez-real as it gets
(hahaha, it's all skill)
Vi:
One girl wrecking crew
Vi, a vicious violent vixen voiding vindication
Gauntlet of the law keeping safe Piltover's Population
Honor, Justice and freedom yea what are those
I'm just here to show your skull a few denting blows
They say I'm overpowered oh she's such a misfit
This is Vi radio, check out my smash hits
So when the law comes out that's just a Vi day
And if you want all your teeth stay out of Vi's way
You can beg for mercy won't be able to hear you
Resist arrest once your rights stay in my rear view
It's not some Freud related envy Not like I'm just compensating
This is simply how the game looks when I'm dominating
Run all you want but you're not gonna get far
My punches make explosions like it's Fist of the North Star
A fury like no other, stay back while I solo baron
Throwing more 'Bows than a trick named Garen